Axe Me Anything (Answers)

So Friday I had you guys ask me anything your little hearts desire. There were five responses – not bad, since it is so difficult commenting on Blogger – and since I am stuck in court all day, I have ample time to throw out some answers.

Loki asks, “What do you do to relieve stress … that would not shock those of delicate constitution?”

Loki, I don’t have stress! *Tries to quell involuntary muscle spasms* I’m assuming you mean besides complaining to my therapist, my psychiatrist, my pharmacist, and strangers on the street?

I can’t – and won’t – stress eat anymore, and since I lost all that weight, I get hammered on one beer now. So my go-to stress reliever is walking/jogging. I try to do at least four miles four times a week, right after work when I need it the most. Blogging helps, too, but as we’ve all seen lately, that can be more stressful than my job.

Mike, aka Proof asks, “Do you use the screen name ‘Wyatt’ because of the restraining orders, or the witness protection?”

Proof, um.. both? Vica Kerekes needs to take a joke. I wasn’t really coming to Hungary to interrupt her wedding… mostly because I am on the no-fly list.

One of my favorite films is “Tombstone,” and back in 2005, I thought the name was a good fit, what with the law enforcement angle and all.

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Axe Me Anything

It’s rare to see the town elders ask questions of the village idiot, but that is exactly what I am offering you this weekend.

In a new segment entitled, “Axe Me Anything,” you the reader, can ask me, the blogger, anything. Anything at all. No question is too big, no word is too big (for I have an online dictionary).

This is my latest attempt to get folks interacting here, and pulling the blog toward the success of yesteryear. (Which means I will probably fail miserably.) So, feel free to submit your questions in the comments section from now through Sunday evening, and I’ll have answers for you Monday afternoon.